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Man Put His Penis In A Burger In McDonalds And Yelled “THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!”

Man Put His Penis In A Burger In McDonalds And Yelled "THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!"

A man in Spain was kicked out of McDonald’s after he showed everybody in the restaurant his penis in a burger and yelled “this is real meat, eat from here, you f*ckers!”.

This whole ordeal allegedly happened inside a mall, in a famous McDonald’s restaurant in Spain. The restaurant has banned the man because of the incident.

“I listened to screams. I’m not gonna reproduce what he said, but it was all related to meat and his private parts. When I saw him showing his dick in front of the rest of the customers, I kicked him out instantly,” said Gary Cockburn, the manager of that specific restaurant.

Authorities arrested the man after he was reported for public scandal. The suspect claimed that he was gonna defend himself.

“What should be a scandal is what they are trying to sell us as ‘meat’. I want to become vegan when I eat this sh*t! My protest was not good enough, but it came from my heart,” said the suspect.

He said that he was cheered for what he did. He added, “A girl even asked for my number. It seems like my meat is more successful than theirs.”

Whether or not this incident is true, it is certainly hilarious. If something like that has truly happened in Spain, then this man is a hero.

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